Desi is getting fired for leaking information to the superheroes! But Lightning Lady leaps to her friend's defense. Desi couldn't be the mole! The devilgirl can't keep a secret!
Lightning Lady:
"Desi can’t be the spy!"
"We’re talking about a person who can’t lie without giggling..."
"...or keep a secret for more than thirty seconds!"
"Remember when she accidentally caught the interns hooking up in the broom closet?"
[Flashback panel: Desi stands in from of an open janitor’s closet]
"Um, Tad...? Could I have the plunger when you’re done with it?"
Lightning Lady:
"Everyone knew by lunch break."
Desi:
"That wasn’t my fault!"
Lightning Lady, narrating another flashback:
"You livestreamed their make-out session during a video conference with our regional distributors…”
Desi is shown in front of a laptop hosting a Zoom conference. From the speakers:
"Tad... we’re gonna need the 'wet floor' sign..."
Psy-Chick:
"You’re not talking about the former intern, Tad..."
"...as in my current boyfriend, Tad..."
"...are you?"
Desi:
"No..."
"This was someone else."
Desi:
~snort~ hee-hee!
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