The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
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Continuing a conversation from yesterday’s drive to school, we wonder aloud whether supervillain movies couldn’t someday replace superhero movies. After all, Marvel has plans for a Sinister Six flick, and DC has announced a Suicide Squad picture. I ask the boys whom they would focus on if a movie company asked
them to create a supervillain movie.
That leads directly into news, leaked Tuesday, that Sony is considering an Aunt May movie. We discuss the storytelling possibilities and then pitch our own non-powered secondary-character movies.
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Continuing a conversation from yesterday’s drive to school, we wonder aloud whether supervillain movies couldn’t someday replace superhero movies. After all, Marvel has plans for a Sinister Six flick, and DC has announced a Suicide Squad picture. I ask the boys whom they would focus on if a movie company asked them to create a supervillain movie.
That leads directly into news, leaked Tuesday, that Sony is considering an Aunt May movie. We discuss the storytelling possibilities and then pitch our own non-powered secondary-character movies.
