Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

More Evil Inc T-shirts. What’s next…?

Ninjavitis_Inkster-mockup-dylanI’ve been wanting to do T-shirts for years, but between not having the time/money for silkscreening and disliking the quality of heat-transfer shirts, I was kinda stuck. I’m really excited about partnering with Inkster Inc to do high-quality, direct-to-garment-printed T-shirts. And this is the next T-shirt that’s been rumbling around in my head. It’s based on an oldie but a goodie. Ninjavitis_web-template Get yours right now! Now — aside from shirts featuring the emblems of Captain Heroic and Miss Match — here are three designs that I had on my drawing board back in the day. I’ve long since lost the original files, but if you guys have strong feelings about one of them, I’d happily re-work it. So… do any of these strike your fancy? Or is there a punchline from a favorite strip that you think would be a great T-shirt? Let me know in the comments below! Henchman copy Thwart copy Sheep