Dr. Muskiday was this close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos.
Then came a massive power surge.
Now the macronanos are suddenly swimming in raw emotional energy, Muskiday has to redouble his efforts, and nobody at Evil Inc can figure out where all that extra power came from.
Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, Countess Influencia has a very simple request for Captain Heroic:
“Kiss me.”
Mystery solved.
Evil Inc After Dark: Full Stream Ahead collects three complete Evil Inc storylines — along with their adults-only “after dark” counterparts. These spicy chapters peel back the curtain on what happens when superhero satire and workplace comedy take a decidedly NSFW turn.
• Heroic Revenge — Captain Heroic and Miss Match try to build trust while Commander Heroic continues to loom over their relationship. Meanwhile, Lightning Lady falls for a mysterious new face at Evil Inc whose past may prove explosive.
• Homeward Bound — Desi’s time on Earth is almost up unless she can pull off one major act of mischief. Her solution looks suspiciously like an OnlyFans account. Meanwhile, Cap and Miss Match discover that Commander Heroic still has opinions about their love life.
• Long-Lost Fiends — Cassie Cruz’s superhero temp agency is booming, but Thea Rhutman has villainous plans of her own. And Lightning Lady finds herself tempted by an old flame — a cheerful, musclebound minotaur.
And that’s not all. Full Stream Ahead includes the brand-new bonus story “Loads of Love,” an unrated adventure never before collected in print. When Dynasty and Battalion discover their superpowers can be passed along genetically, they decide it may be time to start a new kind of super team — with a little hands-on assistance from their friends.
Packed with superhero satire, workplace comedy, romantic complications, and plenty of adults-only bonus material, Full Stream Ahead is the next oversized installment of Evil Inc After Dark.
Transcript
Panel 1:
Countess: You heard me, Cap… I said ‘kiss me!”
Panel 2
Captain Heroic leans forward to kiss
Panel 3:
Countess’ phone releases confetti, breaking up the kiss: Congratulations! 500.1k followers!
Panel 4:
Countess: That’s… that’s half-a-million!
Captain Heroic: How many followers would make you truly happy?
Panel 5:
Countess: …more.
Panel 6:
Narration box: Back at Evil Inc
Sound effect: Arrrrrggghhhh!
Panel 7:
Holo-Clone Miss Match: What’s the matter, snookums?
Dr. Muskiday: I was so close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos!
Panel 8:
What happened?
Panel 9:
Dr. Muskiday: They’ve had a massive power surge. I’ll need to re-double my efforts!
Panel 10:
HoloClone Miss Match: Where did they get so much raw emotional power?!
Panel 11:
Miss Match (controlled by a macronano) is watching the Countess’ livestream as Hailey asks Cap to kiss her.
Alt text
Five-panel Evil Inc comic. Back at Evil Inc, HoloClone Miss Match asks Dr. Muskiday what is wrong. Muskiday says he was close to finding a way to defeat the macronanos, but they have experienced a massive power surge. He says he will need to redouble his efforts and wonders where they got so much raw emotional power. In the final panel, a macronano reacts violently to Countess Influencia’s offscreen command, “Kiss me,” while HoloClone Miss Match asks whether this means she can use her Mentos bikini.
Wow. This has been an incredible month. We’ve got a lot to cover, so let’s get right down to it.
This site
As of today, I am losing my Web hosting, which had been previously handled by Dumbrella Hosting. Dumbrella was very good to me for many, many years, and the split is an amicable one. In the short term, it’s going to mean that many of the site’s usual features will be missing. But they’ll return gradually. Better yet, I have access to some really exciting new features that I can’t wait to put into action! For example, check out those social-media buttons along the top of the comic! Feel free to tweet, Like, and otherwise post the heck out of the comic whenever you feel like it!
It’s now easier than ever to join the conversation, too! Just hit the “Comment” link and you’re off to the races! If you’re registered with WordPress already, you’re halfway home!
Please adjust your bookmarks
I’m also switching the main URL for this comic to evil-inc.com — so please take a moment to update your bookmarks!
The “Webcomics Handbook” Kickstarter
In case you hadn’t heard, I’m running a Kickstarter campaign to fund the publishing of my new book, “The Webcomics Handbook.” We reached full funding in three days, so I’ve offered some stretch goals you may enjoy — like the return of Webcomics Weekly for a limited engagement. Find out all about it.
The July comic
The monthly digital Evil Inc comic book will be sadly delayed. I’m afraid running the Kickstarter and switching hosts and redesigning the Web site with a new Content management System has thoroughly kicked by behind. If you’re a subscriber to the series, though, you’ll not only get an early edition of the comic, but you’ll also get a special download as my way of apologizing for missing the deadline. The comic will be available soon!
