Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

The Commission List is open for the holidays!

Capt-Scarr Original art makes an awesome gift! I am currently accepting commissions — including NSFW requests. You have two great options:

Digital Commission — NSFW and SFW

You can get a full-color digital commission starting at $150. That would be a one-or-two person scene with a standard background. As the scene gets more complicated, we will negotiate the price together. And you can take $20 off your order if you allow me to share the image on my Patreon page. You will receive two files — one hi-res (for printing) and a low-res for your computer screen. These commissions can be NSFW or SFW… your choice.

Inked commission —NSFW and SFW

Inked commissions start at $250. I will mail you a signed, fully-inked 8×10″ illustration using archival inks on sturdy bristol board. That would be a one-or-two person scene with a standard background. As the scene gets more complicated, we will negotiate the price together. And you can take $20 off your order if you allow me to share the image on my Patreon page. The original art will be b&w, but you will also receive two full-color files — one hi-res (for printing) and a low-res for your computer screen. These commissions can be NSFW or SFW. Please note: I don’t do caricatures. Get your commission today!

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