Chapter 17, Page 24a: Impossible to Choose

Posted on August 5, 2026 by Brad Guigar

Captain Heroic has a showdown with Countess Influencia, but the former waitress isn't interested in going back to the diner — and she certainly isn't hearing his excuses! She has the city at her feet, and in her book, that's a win!

Fairmount City's top hero sees it differently. There's a big difference between trending and mattering. The Countess may be impossible to ignore... but that also makes her impossible to choose.

Cartoonist Showcase

If you're in the Columbus area, make plans to stop by the Billy Ireland Library & Museum on August 8th from 1-5 p.m. It's a free event, and I'll be there sketching and signing along with a bunch of my pals from the NCS.

Transcript

Captain Heroic faces Countess Influencia (formerly Hailey the waitress)

Panel 1:

Captain Heroic: You don’t have to do this! Come back to Ralph’s and —

Hailey: Oh! NOW you want to talk to me in the diner!

Panel 2:

Captain Heroic: Hailey, I stopped making content with you because I didn’t want to be part of using you for “likes.”

Panel 3:

Hailey: Problem solved. Now I’m using THEM for likes.

Panel 4:

Hailey: Everyone is watching me — praising me! I’m impossible to ignore!

Panel 5:

Captain: And that means you’re impossible to choose.

The Commission List is open for the holidays!

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Brad Guigar

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Original art makes an awesome gift! I am currently accepting commissions — including NSFW requests. You have two great options:

Digital Commission — NSFW and SFW

You can get a full-color digital commission starting at $150. That would be a one-or-two person scene with a standard background. As the scene gets more complicated, we will negotiate the price together. And you can take $20 off your order if you allow me to share the image on my Patreon page. You will receive two files — one hi-res (for printing) and a low-res for your computer screen. These commissions can be NSFW or SFW… your choice.

Inked commission —NSFW and SFW

Inked commissions start at $250. I will mail you a signed, fully-inked 8×10″ illustration using archival inks on sturdy bristol board. That would be a one-or-two person scene with a standard background. As the scene gets more complicated, we will negotiate the price together. And you can take $20 off your order if you allow me to share the image on my Patreon page. The original art will be b&w, but you will also receive two full-color files — one hi-res (for printing) and a low-res for your computer screen. These commissions can be NSFW or SFW.

Please note: I don’t do caricatures.

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