I’ve posted the next page of the Space Pirate story for my Patreon backers, and, as you can see, it is… en fuego. This is the eighth installment of my sexy space opera that features the continuing adventures of Captain Valerie Scarr as she explores outer (and inner) space. Today, Captain Scarr’s hostage is on an involuntary hunger strike, and that’s a problem that the good Captain is all-to-happy to solve.
I’m averaging more than one Patreon-exclusive post for every weekday in the month — including these full-page Evil Inc After Dark updates, NSFW illustrations, uncensored Courting Disaster… and even pin-ups and bonus cartoons! You’ll get all of this plus advance looks at Evil Inc strips and discounts on Evil Inc merchandise (like the 2016 pin-up calendar that my backers can get for only $9.99)
If you’re interested in joining the group, this is an excellent time! Become a backer today, and you’ll instantly have access to all of the great Patreon-exclusive content I’ve been posting since March of last year! 
The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On
Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:
- Overworked elves
- Malfunctioning snowmen
- Questionable reindeer behavior
- And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in
Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on Bluesky, Patreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”
Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”
Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”
Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”
Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”
Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK
Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”
