Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

NSFW — Evil Inc After Dark #7, page 4

EI_After_Dark_007d_promo Exclusive to Patreon backers: The NSFW fun continues today, with the continuation of “Captain Scarr, Space Pirate.” Join the sultry, sexy space buccaneer as she explores outer (and inner) space. Unfortunately, I can’t show you a lot that happens on this page. As you can see, adding Alex Heberling to the coloring duties of the Patreon content has paid off. We’ve had a new Evil Inc After Dark page every week, along with a new uncensored Courting Disaster updating weekly. AND there have been extra bonus comics, NSFW sketches, commissions, wallpapers and more. And we’re barely past the halfway point!