Courting Disaster, my weekly comic about sex, love, and relationships updates every Friday. You’ll laugh your pants off.
This week’s question:
Q: I’ve been seeing a girl I work with and everything has been great except one thing. She is constantly in contact with her ex. He calls her several times a day, and sends her countless text messages. She says that he took the break-up very bad and that she feels bad for him, so she continues this line of communication. She has also told me that she has not yet told him about me, because that would be “absolutely devastating to him.” When I get angry about her answering her phone when she is with me, or responding to text messages, she says that I am not being very understanding. Am I being irrational? This has been going on for three weeks, and they only dated for six months.
Go on over and offer some advice.
In today’s Evil Inc, Yazmine Velour pitches a viral strategy built entirely on first-date tension — because nothing hooks an audience like awkward chemistry and unresolved feelings. Unfortunately for Captain Heroic, his real-life situation may be trending in a very different direction…
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Inside:
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Evil Inc After Dark #79
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A Monster Girl Poll
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No Nut November cartoons
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A sneak peek at the upcoming Udders book
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Transcript
Panel 1
Caption: “A little later…”
Captain Heroic: “I can’t believe we’re having this discussion!”
Panel 2
Yazmine Velour: “The video of you and the waitress did monster numbers! —but we need to come back with something big before we miss our moment!”
Panel 3
Yazmine (off-panel): “I was thinking about a public break-up scene…”
“—really torture your shippers!”
Panel 4
Captain Heroic: “Break up?? We’re not even dating!”
Panel 5
Yazmine: “I like the way you think! There’s no tension like first-date tension!”
Panel 6
Captain Heroic (thinking as he looks at his phone): “There isn’t? Try last-date tension.”
Phone text from Miss Match: “We need to talk.”
