Chapter 17 | Page 14b: First-Date Tension

Posted on April 17, 2026 by Brad Guigar

In today’s Evil Inc, Yazmine Velour pitches a viral strategy built entirely on first-date tension — because nothing hooks an audience like awkward chemistry and unresolved feelings. Unfortunately for Captain Heroic, his real-life situation may be trending in a very different direction…

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Transcript

Panel 1
Caption: “A little later…”
Captain Heroic: “I can’t believe we’re having this discussion!”

Panel 2
Yazmine Velour: “The video of you and the waitress did monster numbers! —but we need to come back with something big before we miss our moment!”

Panel 3
Yazmine (off-panel): “I was thinking about a public break-up scene…”
“—really torture your shippers!”

Panel 4
Captain Heroic: “Break up?? We’re not even dating!”

Panel 5
Yazmine: “I like the way you think! There’s no tension like first-date tension!”

Panel 6
Captain Heroic (thinking as he looks at his phone): “There isn’t? Try last-date tension.”
Phone text from Miss Match: “We need to talk.”

Site Features

Posted on October 23, 2007 by Brad Guigar
As you may have noticed, Evil Inc is coming to you a little different these days.

I’ve moved to a new host (thanks for everyone who has taken the time to report site bugs, by the way), and this move has resulted in a whole host of new ways for you to enjoy and participate in Evil Inc.

Here are a few:

RSS feed:The RSS feed now includes blog posts and images. It’s really a great way to keep up with updated site content.

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