Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Fifty Shades of Green — NSFW comic featuring Lightning Lady and Elastic Man

Exclusive to Patreon backers: A new NSFW comic featuring Elastic man and Lightning Lady — “Fifty Shades of Green.” There are now two EiAD storylines being posted on my Patreon page — the second being an ongoing adventure that focuses on Captain Scarr, the sultry space pirate, and her adventures in outer (and inner) space. In September, Patreon supporters will also get at least three new uncensored Courting Disaster cartoons, new EiAD pages, a hot NSFW commissioned illustration featuring the Blonde Bombshell, bonus SFW cartoons, sketches, teasers and work-in-progress shots. With even more on the way! Here’s a little taste of “Fifty Shades of Green.” EI_After_Dark_008a_crop