Chapter 16 | Page 17b: Taken down… literally

 


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Transcript

Panel 1:

A woman in a green outfit (Lethal Librarian) stands with her fist clenched. Around her, books are flying through the air. A minotaur wearing green plaid boxers (Angus) recoils in terror.
Cassie Cruz: “What’s happening?!”
Jeremy:
“Lethal Librarian has two main attacks — Check-in and Check-out! — This looks like the former. Using Check-in, she can convey his essence into the world created by any book.”

Panel 2:
A woman with blonde hair and a blue and yellow superhero outfit (Lightning Lady) shouts angrily, face in close-up.
Lightning Lady: “NO! You’ve got the wrong man!”

Panel 3:
Lightning Lady is confronted by Lethal Librarian, who points accusingly.
Lethal Librarian: “How can you defend him?! You caught him cheating on you!”

Panel 4:
Lightning Lady: “Angus is the most honest, loyal, trustworthy man I know.”

Panel 5:
Angus is sucked into a glowing red book titled “Death in the Afternoon,” his body disappearing as red light surrounds him.

Panel 6:
The book now lies closed and giant-sized on the floor, with “Death in the Afternoon – Ernest Hemingway” on the spine. Lethal Librarian and Lightning Lady look on.
Lethal Librarian: “Now he’s a doorstop.”

Hall of Heroes, Cherry Hill Mall, NJ

I have a new comic store. And they just made me a loyal customer.

See, here’s the deal, I fell for the whole Countdown to Infinite Crisis hook like a hypnotized lemur. I put them all on my reserve file at my old comic book shop.

I checked back in a while later. I had issues 1 and 3 from one title. Only issue 2 from another. Only issue 3 from a third… it was pretty pathetic. So, I wandered into Hall of Heroes in Cherry Hill Mall in New Jersey and ended up talking to the guy behind the counter. He helped me plug most of the holes in all four series… even going to the back room to find some. He pointed out some great titles I’d forgotten to look for (Like “The Defenders”) and was an all-around likeable comic-shop guy. 🙂

Before I knew it, I’d started a new reserve list there and left with plans to cancel my reserve at the old place.

Good enough, right?

Well, first a little backstory…

I’m still sore about the OMAC project series. Issue #3 leaves off and says you have to read three other titles to fill in the gap between OMAC #3 and OMAC #4. I hate that. And I didn’t read it until I already had OMAC #4 in my hands, saying, “Wha–? When did that ha–? What’s going on h–?!”

So I go in to pick up my reserves today, and I get the OMAC #5 and a bunch of other titles.

It’s not till I get home when I find a little something that they threw in for me: The issue of Wonder Woman that was one of the three you needed to read to understand the OMAC gap. A wonderful ish. An ish not in my reserve list, but one I wanted very much.

The guy behind the counter (a different guy) had asked me to check them over to make sure they were the ones I wanted — and I didn, kinda — but I kinda thought it was a formality.

Anyway… Whoever was thoughtful enough to throw that WW issue into my file won over a loyal customer for a long time… and a little plug. If they had a Web site, I’d link it. But suffice it to say, stop in to Hall of Heroes in the Cherry Hill mall. It’s a really swank store with books, T-shirts, figurines, Godzilla stuff… kind of a comic con in a can.