Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

15 Minute Max — Jack Kirby estate settles with Marvel Comics

15-Min-Max-logoIn a special double-sized 15 Minute Max, my 8-year-old asks me to explain the recent settlement between the Jack Kirby estate and Marvel Comics. As usual, Max has thoughts. Thank you to everyone who has been passing along kind words and encouragement to my boys. And please consider subscribing to Hey Comics — Kids on iTunes. You’ll get all of the 15 Min Max episodes, a new series by my 12-year-old Whovian called Smart, Alex, and the main podcast, Hey Comics — Kids! featuring all three of us. If you have a topic you’d like us to discuss, please don’t hesitate to hit the comments below or drop me an e-mail through my Web site, Evil-Inc.com Subscribe to us on iTunes — and, please leave a rating and a friendly comment for the boys.  Follow us on Evil Inc Follow us on Blubrry