Chapter 17 | Page 13a: All you need is love. And lube.

They say all you need is love… but nobody ever said it had to be part of a company-wide initiative approved by Dr. Muskiday.

After yesterday’s emotional-cloud chaos, Dr. Muskiday has a solution — and let’s just say it’s less “scientific breakthrough” and more “HR nightmare waiting to happen.”

According to Muskiday, the only way to overpower the micronanos is to flood them with a stronger emotion than anger.

And that emotion is…

LOVE.

Dr. Muskiday is doing his absolute best to frame this as a team-building exercise.

With benefits.

Iron Dragon is on board — and he came prepared. (And he's prepared to come.)

But will the gang go along with it?


 

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Transcript

Caption:
The next morning…

Lightning Lady:
I thought these clouds were gonna dissipate!

Catnip:
Doctor Muskiday thinks he has a solution…
You’re not gonna like it.

Cassie Cruz:
We gotta flood the micronanos with emotions.

Giant Tess (angry):
No problem. I’m plenty mad already!

Holo-Clone Miss Match:
There’s one emotion more powerful than anger: LOVE.

Dr. Muskiday:
Before you say anything… just think of this as a team-building exercise.
With benefits.

Iron Dragon (holding a box containing, lube, lace and sex toys)
Exactly! It’s like a “trust fall.”
But horizontal.


Detailed Alt Text

A wide, single-panel comic labeled “The next morning…” shows a group of supervillains gathered in an office area at Evil Inc. Several characters have floating pink “emotion clouds” above their heads—visual representations of their feelings caused by Dr. Muskiday’s Project SMILE.

On the far left, Lightning Lady (a blonde woman in a blue-and-yellow costume) gestures in frustration, saying she expected the clouds to dissipate. Next to her, a curvy woman in a tight black catsuit — Catnip — leans forward, explaining that Dr. Muskiday has a solution that won’t be popular.

Cassie Cruz (a confident woman in a business outfit) stands near the center, explaining that they need to “flood the micronanos with emotions.” Around him, multiple characters display different emotional clouds—confusion (question marks), anger (red symbols), and even a skull icon—hovering above their heads.

Giant Tess, the superhuman resources manager,  responds angrily that she’s already full of rage. Dr. Muskiday’s holographic assistant counters by declaring that love is a more powerful emotion, with the word “LOVE” appearing large and bold in the panel.

Iron Dragon tries to convince the group that this should be viewed as a “team-building exercise… with benefits.” In his arms is a box containing lube, lace and assorted sex toys.

Original comic art auction

As I do from time to time, I’m putting some of my original art up for grabs on eBay. If you’ve always wanted an original piece for yourself, this is the perfect time — each original starts at a ridiculously low 99¢! Go check out the available strips here or use the helpful widget below. Included are: • The spectacular TV series, “Breaking Bad,” is skewered in this parody, “Baking Bread.” This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Nov. 11, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • A lawyer joke and Nosferatu — two for the price of one! This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Jan. 21, 2014 and in newspapers afterward • The Real Housewives of Transylvania — including the brides of Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy — gossip about their husbands. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on July 25, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • The Foamy Breaker — a bar where the sexy scientists hang out — includes nods to Tony Stark, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Bobak Ferdowsi and “Breaking Bad’s” Walter White. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web and in newspapers afterward. • The Real Housewives of Transylvania — including the brides of Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy — gossip about their famous husbands. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on July 24, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • The Memo, a scentient sheet of paper explains health insurance to his lackey, a Vincent Price lookalike. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Sept. 19, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • The Real Housewives of Transylvania! In this episode, a sexy werewolf woman talks about her hot date. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on July 19, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • This might be the most sexy threesome of them all. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on March 7, 2014 and in newspapers afterward. • This cute kid joke is from a storyline called “Things my kids said,” based on real-life conversations with my two boys. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Oct. 29, 2012 and in newspapers afterward. Art is on heavy bristol board with archival ink and blue-pencil sketch underneath. Signed by the artist!