Chapter 17 | Page 3a: Meet-Cute

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Panel 1
Caption: Meanwhile, at Evil Inc…
Miss Match (walking in foreground)
Lightning Lady (in background): Psst. Come here…

Panel 2
Lightning Lady: You’re gonna hear about this today…
Lightning Lady: It’s better it’s from me.

Panel 3
Miss Match (holding phone): So what? A waitress spilled soup on Cap…
Lightning Lady: Read the comments.

Panel 4
Miss Match (angrily, as the phone in her hands erupts into flames): Meet-cute?! What the fuck is a “meet-cute”?!
Iron Dragon is walking by and sees this happening.

Panel 5
Iron Dragon: A meet-cute is when two characters in a romantic movie meet for the first time in a charming or embarrassing way.
Iron Dragon: Surgat loves rom-coms.

Panel 6
Miss Match (annoyed): I guess you think you’re pretty smart, huh?

Panel 7
  Iron Dragon: No.

Panel 8
Iron Dragon (looking at phone, smoldering in Miss Match’s hands):
If I were smart, I wouldn’t have let Lightning Lady borrow my phone this morning.


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Original comic art auction

As I do from time to time, I’m putting some of my original art up for grabs on eBay. If you’ve always wanted an original piece for yourself, this is the perfect time — each original starts at a ridiculously low 99¢! Go check out the available strips here or use the helpful widget below. Included are: • The spectacular TV series, “Breaking Bad,” is skewered in this parody, “Baking Bread.” This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Nov. 11, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • A lawyer joke and Nosferatu — two for the price of one! This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Jan. 21, 2014 and in newspapers afterward • The Real Housewives of Transylvania — including the brides of Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy — gossip about their husbands. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on July 25, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • The Foamy Breaker — a bar where the sexy scientists hang out — includes nods to Tony Stark, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Bobak Ferdowsi and “Breaking Bad’s” Walter White. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web and in newspapers afterward. • The Real Housewives of Transylvania — including the brides of Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy — gossip about their famous husbands. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on July 24, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • The Memo, a scentient sheet of paper explains health insurance to his lackey, a Vincent Price lookalike. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Sept. 19, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • The Real Housewives of Transylvania! In this episode, a sexy werewolf woman talks about her hot date. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on July 19, 2013 and in newspapers afterward. • This might be the most sexy threesome of them all. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on March 7, 2014 and in newspapers afterward. • This cute kid joke is from a storyline called “Things my kids said,” based on real-life conversations with my two boys. This is the original art from “Evil Inc” a daily comic strip by Brad Guigar. It appeared on the Web on Oct. 29, 2012 and in newspapers afterward. Art is on heavy bristol board with archival ink and blue-pencil sketch underneath. Signed by the artist!